| Christian Charity from BATBOY!
SHERIFF: Evening folks! SHELLEY: Whatcha got? SHERIFF: Doctor home? MEREDITH: No, he's not. SHERIFF: Wen's he back? MEREDITH: An hour or so. SHELLEY: The heck is that? SHERIFF: Well, I don't know.
MEREDITH: What in the world? SHELLEY: Where did you find? MEREDITH: What is he doing? SHELLEY: He's out of his mind! MEREDITH: Is he in pain? SHELLEY: Is he insane? SHERIFF: Maybe and possibly, let me explain. (Sheriff knocks Bat Boy down with his pistol.)
MEREDITH AND SHELLEY: No!
SHERIFF: Aw, heck. Maybe I shouldn'tve done that. But that boy was hoppin' like a scalded dog.
MEREDITH: Boy?
SHERIFF: Maybe. Frankly, that's why I'm here. I figure maybe we need a veterinarian to sort this out. I'm hoping Dr.Parker will know what to do. I didn't know where else to take him...
SHELLEY: Mom! MEREDITH: Shelley, quiet!
SHERIFF: Can't go to jail, he's underage.
SHELLEY: Mom! MEREDITH: Shelley, quiet!
SHERIFF: Folks up at the Med School, bet they'd carve him up or bake him. I'd send the FBI a page, but I don't think we're at that stage- So, here he is folks, he's all yours. Couldn't leave him out of doors, creepin' on all fours. We could always shoot him but that don't seem right to me. 'N I can't rid myself o' my Christian Charity.
SHELLEY: Can we see him? MEREDITH: Shelley- get away! SHERIFF: You listen to your mother, Shelley. You don't want to be near if it wakes up. It bit one of the Taylor kids.
MEREDITH: Shelley, don't stare- Shelley, don't poke. What is this, sheriff, some kind of sick joke?
SHELLEY: Mom, he's so gross! Mom, can he stay?
SHERIFF: Shel, I was hopin' you'd see it that way. I'm comin' up for re-election.
SHELLEY: Mom! MEREDITH: Shelley, quiet!
SHERIFF: I gotta bring this thing to heel.
SHELLEY: Mom! MEREDITH: Shelley, quiet!
SHERIFF: A boy with his complextion's gonna meet with some objections, 'N I think I know how folks will feel once they hear this "Bat Child" is for real.
SHELLEY: It's a bat child? MOM! We gotta keep it!
MEREDITH: All right, sheriff. Dr. Parker has some cages. I'll take care of the boy for you.
SHERIFF: Ah, that's great, Meredith. I can't thank you enough for the favor. And if he turns into a pain, call me, I've got stun guns and a chain. SHELLEY: WHOA! MEREDITH: OH!
SHERIFF: (overlapping) So here he is folks, he's all yours. I couldn't leave him out of doors, creeping on all fours. We may have to put him down-
MEREDITH: (overlapping) Don't stare, Shelley- please don't poke. Don't touch him, Shelley, don't provoke.
SHELLEY: (overlapping) Mom! Look at him! I know but Mom... Look at him! What's wrong with him?
ALL: For now we'll wait and see!
SHERIFF AND MEREDITH: We can't rid ourselves of our Christian Charity.
SHERIFF: (overlapping) So, here he is folks, he's all yours. Couldn't leave him out of doors, creeping on all fours. Those thunderclouds are closing in-
MEREDITH: (overlapping) Don't stare, Shelley, please don't poke. Don't touch him, Shelley, don't provoke!
SHELLEY: (overlapping) MOOOOOOOOOOMMM! MOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!
ALL: We can't just let him be. We can't rid ourselves of our Christian Charity. We can't rid ourselves of our Christian Charity.
SHELLEY: Mom! MEREDITH: Shelley, quiet
One more cute kitten...hehe...dont these kitties just perk up your day?!

Well I am just sitting here, eating a loaf of french bread(yummy ) and I am basically in a state of "Cloud 9"...except for the undeniable fact that my teeth hurt cause my stupid dental hygenist practically cut my teeth open this morning with the floss...OW!! So why am I in a state of "Cloud 9?" you may be thinking this to yourself...I would tell you...but then I'd have to kill you ...lets just say that last night I got to hang out with 2 of my favorite people in the whole world ...sigh...it could happen...la lala lala...I love Joes Crab Shack...dont you??? well thats really all that I can think of right now...I love you all! Smoochies!
Here's a song for you guys that may explain my little "Cloud 9" experience! Now...I am not going to put the song up here for your amusements...so if you want to know what I am thinking...look up a song called "I've Been Thinking About You" its by Mariah Carey...happy hunting! |